Like #67: Standing Still at Concerts

"Music is very important to white people. The problem is that most of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly. More often the songs are about pain, or love, or breaking up with someone, or not being able to date someone, or death. So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you."

As this video reveals, Zooey Deschanel's concerts are the perfect venues at which audience members can stand completely still. This song is not dance-friendly, and the lyrics are about pain and love--the kind of song one needs to "focus on."