Like #126: Vespa Scooters

"As it stands, every single white person on earth either owns, has owned, or is dreaming about owning a Vespa Scooter. And why not? They are Italian, feature vintage design, low emissions, make the rider look more sophisticated, and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse."

Deschanel's key link to vespa scooters emerges from her performance in Yes Man. Her character, a yoga instructor/photographer/indie singer owns a vespa. Many scenes feature Deschanel driving around Los Angeles on this iconic vehicle, lending credence to Lander's stereotypical descriptions. There is even a group on Facebook called "10,000 Strong for the Petition to Revoke Zooey Deschanel's Scooter License," which can be found here.