Like #104: Girls With Bangs

"If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down. For white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like."

Not only is Deschanel famous for this particular hairstyle, she is also married to Death Cab for Cutie singer, Ben Gibbard (a step beyond having 'dated a guy in a band you like'). Did Lander have Deschanel's star image in mind when typing up this post? Whatever the case may be, Lander's stereotype matches Zooey Deschanel to a tee.